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No matter how good a writer you are, it’s always best to have a second opinion before you release it into the wild. Once it’s out on the internet it’s too late to change anything – and the same goes for any typos you spot as you hand your manuscript to a publisher. I can deliver any level of editing you require, from deep editing to a final proof-read.

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Do you have a great plot idea but don’t know how to turn it into a novel, or would you like a professionally written book on your hobby, business or product? I can deliver books of any length, either as a Kindle-ready eBook or as a manuscript in Word or PDF format. I can also format for publication through Amazon CreateSpace.

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Brexit – Why I am voting to leave the EU

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Despite the relentless smears and insults hurled at me (and millions of others) over the past few months I am neither a xenophobe nor a Little Englander. I have travelled widely, most of my friends are not British, I choose to live abroad, and (as anyone who has ever spoken to me will testify) I am

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How to lie with Twitter polls

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Twitter has a polling feature. It’s not hard to use, but for some reason many people don’t like using it. Maybe they access Twitter through an app that doesn’t support polls, or maybe they just aren’t very good at clicking the right buttons; it doesn’t matter. Instead of using the simple poll-creating tool they go

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Limitless style – Zombie atomisers & laser cats

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Vaping is a lot more than just a replacement for cigarettes. It has an incredible number of things going for it – it saves money, it’s much better for your health, it doesn’t scatter ash everywhere (if it does you’re doing it wrong) – and, maybe most of all, it offers an almost limitless amount of fun.

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ASHes to ashes, trust to dust

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Well, colour me surprised. Action on Smoking and Health, the “pro-vaping” political lobby group who’ve “been supportive for quite some time”, just decided to publicly throw vapers under the bus. In an atrocious press release earlier today they announced that the EU Tobacco Products Directive, which becomes law on Friday, is “not a problem” for most

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The TPD is about money, not health

An appeal to ASH: Save e-cigarettes from your stupid colleagues

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Clive Bates has just written an excellent post about the stupidity of those in “public health” who stubbornly insist on supporting the EU’s ludicrous restrictions on electronic cigarettes. I won’t go through all his points again, but suffice to say that he’s thoroughly demolished every possible argument in favour of the TPD. The Article 20 regulations

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Public health and vaping – Silence isn’t support

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The UK is in the grip of a moral panic deeper than any that’s been seen since the medieval witch-burning craze, and about as firmly based in reality. The anti-sugar cranks are whipping themselves into a frenzy. Local government busybodies are incensed that restaurants are merely giving free tap water to anyone who asks for

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When foot meets bullet

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So a couple of days ago an article appeared. Some vaping advocates thought it was a great piece of work. A somewhat larger number were less impressed. I’m with the second group. It may have been meant well, but the author could have spent his time more profitably doing something else. Practically anything else, in

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Formaldehyde Strikes Again

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With the “gateway effect” dead in the water formaldehyde has become the new cause du jour of the anti-vaping nuts. The latest assault has been launched through the letters page of a major US medical journal. Let’s look at the facts. So the New England Journal of Medicine has joined in the latest crusade against electronic

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Lying It Up At The Hotel California

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“Mommy, why does the state bear smell of burning fur?” “That’s because his pants are on fire, son.” The recent formaldehyde fiasco reminded us, if anyone needed it, that we can’t expect a lot in the way of integrity from the weird coalition of temperance zealots, tobacco companies, pharma manufacturers and crackpots who’re opposed to electronic

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E-cigarette Batteries: Vaping for journalists, Part 1

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Vaping advocates have known for a couple of years now that the standard of media reporting on e-cigarettes is truly dire. Personally I hoped that when Public Health England said last year that scaremongering about tiny amounts of chemicals was frightening people back to smoking there would be a sudden improvement in quality. After all, surely the

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Vendors, explosions and the TPD

Vendors, explosions and the TPD

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In this post I’d like to make two suggestions to all vape vendors. This isn’t something I really want to do, because many of you are doing a great job for the vaping community, but right now I feel I have to raise both these points. What you do with them is up to you,

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Boiling frogs

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It’s often claimed that if you put a frog in a pan of water, then slowly heat it up, the frog won’t notice the rising temperature and will stay in there until it’s boiled alive. I’ve always had my doubts about this – surely it stays in there because you put the lid on the

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Face of big vaping

The face of Big Vaping

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“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” – H.L. Mencken So on Saturday I got pointed to this article, which purports to tell us how “Big Vaping” is spreading cynical misinformation

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Wikipedia, and why it matters

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Wikipedia is a byword for unreliable information written by some social inadequate who never comes out of his room. This is slightly unfair: Only parts of it are like that. Unfortunately those parts include almost everything it says on the subject of vaping. It’s easy to say this doesn’t matter, but sadly it does. Here’s why. Wikipedia, “the

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