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  • Stan Pijl

    Bravo, well said. I participate in online activism as well. A lot of vapers do it not for themselves, but to ensure other smokers get the same opportunity that they had to access these products. That is why I do it. The fact that it is fun to knock these serial liars down a notch is a pleasant side effect.

  • Dragonmum

    Just spent days doing surveys and letters to Gummint Idiots – where’s my money, I want my money!!!!

  • Pomegranny

    I’m always all over the fear mongering stories like white on rice, and have also fired off letters to editors when comments weren’t allowed.
    I also engage nonsmokers respectfully but truthfully whenever I can, because most of the people I love are nonsmokers and I think if they weren’t being so misled by those with vested interests in the sale and use of cigarettes,most would much prefer vaping to smoking.
    Once they understand they can’t have both, they tend to pick the same thing we did; ie non Big Tobacco vaping, aka the kind that works.

  • Steven C. Day

    You just want to find the perfect electronic cigarette to help you live a tobacco-free life, and you also want to know what makes different types of e-cigs and the e-liquid unique. Basically, you just want to know what kind of device is going to work for your needs.

    [email protected] sell diacetyl in expensive bottles

    • Fergus Mason

      Oh, have they solved that little diacetyl problem they had?

    • Bahahaha fuck off